Current Affairs A Go Go

What is it with Kiwis electing these fucking muppets into Government? Furthermore, what is it with Kiwis’ obscure view of democracy, thinking that voting for your dictator on a three year basis is a measure of fairness and equality shows how incredibly small minded our voting population really is. This isn’t a slight against anyone in particular, but if people dislike John Key so much, or are anti-labour, why do you continue to play their little game of noughts and crosses come election time. You fucking idiots, grow some fucking balls and challenge authority for once. It might not appear relevant to you now, but if you think them taking your money and spending it on things that have very little to no relevance to social improvement without consulting you is democratic, when motherfuckers are struggling to purchase a fresh loaf of bread or new shoes for their kids’ feat, then you are clearly delusional. But hey, at least you’ve got the waka, right? Fuck outta here.



Then you’ve got ol’ Top Gun himself claiming a ride on a helicopter as a public expense...come the fuck on! Dude I understand you didn’t want people to think you were taking it as a bribe, great, fantastic, so pay the fee your fucking self! You’re a millionaire for fucksakes, if you can afford to forgo your wage as Prime Minister, you can afford to pay for a hoon on a chopper. End of! Now this whole BMW palaver made me giggle, considering the price of petrol, wouldn’t smaller, more economical vehicles be a smarter idea? Considering you cunts are all “we’ve got to save save save” at the mo with your cutting of Kiwi Saver and Working for Families, how about saving the Public a bit of loot at the fuel pump and trade the Beamer in for a Sirion or Getz. Seriously, it seems like such a no-brainer, mind you, considering who votes these idiots into parliament in the first place, we shouldn’t be surprised.



Yeah, bit of an agenda-free rant, so let’s go with Kyle Chapman next. You crack me up Chapster, seriously you really do. You claim to have this movement, yet judging by the level of professionalism of your marketing campaign, the Right Wing Resistance is barely a ripple. Bitch I have more friends on Facebook than your little club has members, and half of them are fake! Seriously, if you’re going to be a racist fuckwit, at least make a decent effort of it, instead of showing up on Sainsbury’s wankfest more unprepared than Norman Bates without an attic. Dude your organisation is so pathetic it makes the Tuhoe Rama look like the Weather Underground. Even right wingers were shaking their heads in disbelief last night as you bumbled your way through that interview: your organisation is so pathetic it makes traditional right wing politics seem logical – and that’s saying something! What’s your beef with Asian people anyway? Is it because you’re so fucking ugly not even a Thai ladyboy would suck you off? Talking about communism, as if our “democracy” is any measuring stick for perfection of government...get the fuck out of here. If anything, with the amount of persecution conducted by the so called “Communist” Chinese government (I say so called, because much like our so called democratic government, they not exactly “play by the rulebook” set out by their philosophical ideology) based on ethnic, spiritual and cultural diversity, you’d be all for getting your neighbourhood Beijing-ed out. Destroying New Zealand culture? As if Europeans haven’t done any of that themselves, and wears an ear ring probably made out of conflict mined gold. You sir, are a douchebag, not because you have an opinion, no, it’s because you have an ill-informed, ill-researched, ill-prepared opinion. Fuck, at least Hitler did his research. Cool scarf bro.



Where do I stand on the issue, in my opinion, there is no issue. He’s another fuckhead trying to tell us all what to do and think, I don’t know a) how they let him on TV and b) how they managed to shrink the picture down so it could fit on my widescreen. Seriously TVNZ, is the quest for ratings that bad that you let a guy whose group is hardly a group, more of a small gathering between friends, come on and embarrass himself...oh I get it...it was lambs to the slaughter sort of stuff wasn’t it...”People are starting to doubt Sainsbury as a legitimate threat to Politicians’ agendas come election debate time, let’s rebuild his reputation by feeding him a few easy beats.” Fuck, who’s next? Simon Barnett wanting to smack his kids up again? That guy who was going around knocking on whore customers’ car windows? Does Brian Tamaki need some publicity for his new line of cologne? Seriously, in wrestling they call it jobbing, and that takes place largely off air or in cut-segments, not main events. Up your fucking game TVNZ.


Ummm what else. My review of the ANZAC Test. Unfortunately I can’t remember any of it due to the beers, and have yet to see the replay, but I did have a guy with ginger hair and a rat’s tail sitting in front of me who wouldn’t shut his mouth the whole game. That and we lost Brad, who was sitting on the other side of the grandstand, contrary to where his ticket had suggested sitting.

Chur.